var howMany = 13
		var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
		quote[0]="Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.<br>(Turkish Proverb)"
		quote[1]="A certain Liquor they call Coffee... which will soon intoxicate the brain.<br>(G.W.Parry)"
		quote[2]="If this is coffee, please bring me some tea, but if this is tea please bring me some coffee.<br>(Abraham Lincoln)."
		quote[3]="Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. <br>(The Women's Petition Against Coffee - 1674)"
		quote[4]="No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after dinner speech will counteract it.<br>(Kin Hubbard)."
		quote[5]="Moderately drunk, coffee removes vapours from the brain, occasioned by fumes of wine, or other strong liquors; eases pains in the head, prevents sour belchings, and provokes appetite.<br>(England's Happiness Improved - 1699)"
		quote[6]="Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.<br>(Alex Levine)."
		quote[7]="A hasty man drinks tea with a fork.<br>(Chinese Proverb)."
		quote[8]="Good coffee may come from Arabia or India, from the Blue Mountains of Jamaica, or via France with an mixture of chicory; but its flavour and excellence will be derived from daily careful roasting and grinding, a truism universally admitted and habitually diregarded. (Lady Jekyll)"
		quote[9]="A mathematician is a device for converting coffee into theorems.<br>(Alphonse Allais)"
		quote[10]="Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one (Chinese Proverb)"
		quote[11]="Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.<br>(Alphonse Allais)"
		quote[12]="Tea tempers the spirit, harmonizes the mind, dispels lassitude and relieves fatigue, awakens the thought and prevents drowsiness.<br>(Lu Yu, The Classic Art of Tea)"
		quote[13]="A woman is lika a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.<br>(Nancy Reagan)"

			   function rndnumber(){
		var randscript = -1
		while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
		randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
		}
		return randscript
		}
		quo = rndnumber()
		quox = quote[quo]
		document.write(quox)